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Monty Python - Bruce's Philosophers Song

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Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could
    think you under the table.
 
David Hume could out-consume Schoppenhauer and Hegel.
And Whittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
 
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach 'ya
    'bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
 
John Stewart Mill, of his own free will
    On half a pint of shanty was particularly ill.
Plato they say could stick it away,
    Half a crate of whiskey every day.
 
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
    And Hobbes was fond of his dram.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart.
    "I drink, therefore I am."
 
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.