Sex and the City quotations

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Samantha (On Sexuality): I am a trysexual. I try everything at least once.

Charlotte was not a chick with a dick. She was a chick with balls.

Carrie: Kissing a woman was not bad. Kind of like chicken.

« Last Edit: 16 Sep, 2006, 14:58:44 by F_idάνι »


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Guy: This floor is non-smoking!
Carrie: I have an addiction sir!

Miranda: It's my clitoris, not the sphinx!
Carrie: I think you just found the title of your autobiography !

I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel.

Mr. Big: What would you come back as?
Carrie: Someone who knows better.
Mr. Big: You smell nice.
Carrie: I'm not sleeping with you tonight.
Mr. Big: I thought we were just having dinner.
Carrie: We are.

Carrie: Despite the fact that there are over eight million people on the island of Manhattan, there are times you still feel shipwrecked and alone. Times even the most resourceful survivor would feel the need to put a message in a bottle, or on an answering machine.

Carrie: I'm good at crossword puzzles, I'm not so good at people puzzles.

Carrie: That's the thing about needs. Sometimes when you get them met, you don't need them anymore.

Carrie: Later that day I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous.

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I am a trysexual. I try everything at least once.

I am a trisexual. I try everything at least three times.


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I am a trysexual. I try everything at least once.

I am a trisexual. I try everything at least three times.

Εκτός αν είναι κάτι που το κάνεις μια χαψιά.:ΡΡΡ



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Quote
I am a trisexual. I try everything at least three times.

Χαχαχα!!!! Να αρχίσουμε νήμα και με Translatum quotations, και να το στείλουμε και στη Wikipedia!


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Carrie: So are you saying there's no way you'd go out with a guy who lived with his family?
Samantha: Well... maybe Prince William.

Sean (while ice-skating with Carrie): I'm guessing it's easier to balance when you're not smoking.
Carrie: Smoking is the only thing that keeps me balanced.

Carrie: Can you really forgive if you cant forget?

Carrie: Can you get to your future if your past is present?

Carrie: I'm homeless! I'll be a bag lady! A Fendi bag lady, but a bag lady!!


"Only Love can leave such a... Mark!"


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Take Me Out to the Ballgame

—Charlotte : Oh God, seeing someone for the first time [after you break up] is the worst. You never know how to act.
—Carrie : Yeah, and then there's the vomiting.

—James : And how are the most beautiful women in Manhattan?
—Miranda : If we see them, we'll ask.

—Charlotte : It takes half the total time you went out with someone to get over them.
—Carrie : I always like a good math solution to any love problem.

—Carrie : Miranda was a huge fan of the Yankees. I was a huge fan of being anywhere you could smoke and drink at two in the afternoon without judgment.

—Miranda : How did it happen that four such smart women have nothing to talk about but boyfriends? It's like seventh grade with bank accounts.

—Samantha : Does he have a pair of lowhangers?
—Carrie : Is that a patented phrase?

—Carrie : After a break-up, certain street, locations, even times of day are off-limits. The city becomes a deserted battlefield, loaded with emotional landmines. You have to be very careful where you step or you could be blown to pieces.

—Carrie : No matter who broke your heart or how long it takes to heal, you'll never get through it without your friends.

The Awful Truth

—Susan Sharon : It's 100% Italian cashmere and light as a feather.
—Carrie : God, I love it! It's a cashmere-acle!

—Samantha : That can be a turn-on.
—Miranda : Sure, but now he wants me to reciprocate and I can't. I never could.
—Carrie : Why not?
—Miranda : Because sex is not a time to chat. In fact, it's one of the few instances in my overly articulated, exceedingly verbal life where it is perfectly appropriate -- if not preferable -- to shut up. And now suddenly I have to worry about being stumped for conversation? -- no thank you.
—Charlotte : Just keep talking about his big cock.
—Samantha : Correction -- his big, beautiful cock.
—Carrie : We're using the C-word now?
—Miranda : I can't use adjectives

The Freak Show

—Samantha : You're dating Mr. Pussy!

—Miranda : I'm sorry, if a man is over thirty and single, there's something wrong with him. It's Darwinian. They're being weeded out or propagating the species.
—Carrie : Okay, well, what about us?
—Miranda : We're just choosy.

—Carrie : When Charlotte really liked somebody she said their whole name. It helped her picture their future monogrammed towels.

—Samantha : ...Going down, giving head...
—Carrie : ...Eating out...
—Miranda : I never understood that. Shouldn't it be "eating in"?

—Carrie : The reality was, the only thing that went down with any regularity on Charlotte's dates was a Gold American Express card.

—Miranda : Whatever happened to aging gracefully?
—Carrie : It got old.

—Miranda [looks at watch]: I have to go feed my cat.
—Carrie [voiceover]: Miranda had invoked our code phrase, honed over years of bad parties, awful dates and phone calls that wouldn't end. Unfortunately, I wasn't ready to accept defeat. [out loud] I thought you already fed your cat.
—Miranda : I have to feed it again.
—Manhattan Guy : Cat people are freaks.


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Carrie Bradshaw

—Year after year, twenty-something women come to New York in search of the two "L"s: Labels & Love.
Twenty years ago, i was one of them. Having got the knack for labels early...I concentrated on Love.
—After years of living in the city i assumed that if my friends and i ever got our fairytale endings, that would be the end of the story. But real life--Always has a twist.
—Year after year, my single girlfriends were my salvation.
—Some labels are best left in the closet.
—Charlotte Poughkeepsied in her pants.
—When Big colors... he rarely stays within the lines.
—I let the wedding get bigger than Big!
—Lets go down to the hotel for dinner tonight, I need to get myself out of my Mexi-coma.
—Sweetie, you shit your pants this year. I think you're done.
—You brought me back to life.
—It wasn't logic, it was love.

Samantha Jones

—Honey, You know me, I don't believe in marriage. Botox on the other hand, always works.
—I can't color enough, I would color all day every day If I had my way, I would use every crayon in my box.
—Just calling to make sure you aren't hanging from your shower rod.
—Oh honey, you made a little joke! Good for you.
—Hey dick-wad, I'm speaking.
—So here's to the groom, who finally got Carried away.

Charlotte York

—To Mr. Big "I curse the day you were born!"
—I always knew she'd marry Big.
—Nobody gets everything they want! Look at you, look at Miranda. You're good people and you two both got shafted. I'm so happy and... something bad is going to happen.
—One woman's trash is another woman's treasure.
—It takes half the total time you went out with someone to get over them.
—Maybe we can be each other’s soul mates. And then we can let men be just these great, nice guys to have fun with.

Miranda Hobbes

—Charlotte has pudding in her Prada.
—The only two choices for women; witch and sexy kitten.
—You two are crazy to get married. Marriage ruins everything.
—My marriage is going through a rough spot. I dont have time to wax!
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Miranda Hobbes: [at a bar, drinking Cosmopolitans] Why did we ever stop drinking these?
Carrie Bradshaw: Because everyone else started!

Samantha Jones: [meeting a naked Dante] I'm sorry. I'm your neighbor and my dog ran up on your dick... deck!
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In love relationships there is a fine line between pleasure and pain. In fact it is a common belief that a relationship without pain is a relationship not worth having. To some pain implies growth. But how do we know when the growing pains stop and the pain pains begin? Are we masochists or optimists if we continue to walk that fine line?
-Carrie Bradshaw


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Carrie Bradshaw quotes:

1. Εσύ και εγώ έχουμε τόσο πολύ τελειώσει που πρέπει να βρούμε καινούργια λέξη για αυτό.

2. Είναι δύσκολο να είσαι στα παπούτσια μιας single γι' αυτό και χρειάζεται που και που να είναι ιδιαίτερα και ακριβά για να κάνουν την διαδρομή πιο διασκεδαστική.

3. Συνειδητοποίησα πως τα εικοσάχρονα κορίτσια είναι υπέροχα μέχρι να δεις ένα από αυτά να βγαίνει με τον άνδρα που σε έχει πληγώσει.

4. Μου αρέσουν τα χρήματα μου εκεί όπου μπορώ να τα βλέπω. Κρεμασμένα στην ντουλάπα μου.

5. Το σύμπαν μπορεί να μην παίζει πάντα δίκαια αλλά τουλάχιστον έχει χιούμορ.

6. Κάπου εκεί έξω υπάρχει ένα ακόμη μικρό φρικιό που θα μας αγαπήσει, θα μας καταλάβει, θα φιλήσει τα τρία μας κεφάλια και θα κάνει τα πάντα καλύτερα.

7. Ω Θεέ μου. Ξέρεις τι είναι αυτά; Manolo Blahnik Mary Janes. Νόμιζα ότι ήταν αστικός μύθος.

8. Δεν θα γίνω ποτέ εκείνη η γυναίκα με τα τέλεια μαλλιά που μπορεί να φορέσει λευκά χωρίς να λερωθεί.

9. Τον πρώτο καιρό που μετακόμισα στην Νέα Υόρκη και ήμουν απένταρη κάποιες φορές αγόραζα περιοδικά μόδας αντί για δείπνο. Ένιωθα ότι με έτρεφαν περισσότερο.

10. Δεν είναι το αγόρι μου. Είναι απλά κάποιος που δοκιμάζω.

11. Η ομορφιά περνά. Όμως ένα διαμέρισμα με θέα το πάρκο μένει.

12. Ψάχνω για αγάπη. Αληθινή αγάπη. Γελοία, άβολη, αγάπη χωρίς την οποία δεν μπορείς να ζήσεις.

13. Νόμιζα ότι οι άνθρωποι που κάθονται μόνοι στα Starbucks και γράφουν στα laptop τους ήταν δήθεν. Τώρα ξέρω. Είναι άνθρωποι που πρόσφατα συγκατοίκησαν με κάποιον.

14. Το να είσαι single κάποτε σήμαινε πως κανείς δεν σε ήθελε. Τώρα σημαίνει πως είσαι sexy και απλώς περιμένεις να δεις πως θες να ζήσεις την ζωή σου και με ποιόν θες να την περάσεις.

15. Λένε πως τίποτα δεν διαρκεί για πάντα, τα όνειρα αλλάζουν, οι τάσεις πάνε και έρχονται. Οι φιλίες όμως ποτέ δεν βγαίνουν από την μόδα.

16. Υπάρχει ένα σημείο σε κάθε σχέση όπου το ρομάντσο δίνει την θέση του στην πραγματικότητα.

17. Οι γυναίκες έρχονται στην Νέα Υόρκη για τα δύο L: Labels και Love.

18. Όταν οι άνδρες κάνουν τολμηρές κινήσεις θεωρείται ρομαντικό. Όταν το κάνουν οι γυναίκες θεωρούνται απελπισμένες ή ψυχοπαθείς.

19. Οι όμορφοι άνδρες δεν είναι καλοί στο κρεβάτι γιατί ποτέ δεν χρειάστηκε να είναι.

20. Θα μπορούσε να είναι το αίνιγμα της Σφίγγας. Γιατί υπάρχουν τόσες πολλές αξιόλογες ελεύθερες γυναίκες και δεν υπάρχουν αξιόλογοι ελεύθεροι άνδρες;


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Σε αγαπάω, αλλά εμένα με αγαπάω περισσότερο.
Οι άνδρες απατούν για τον ίδιο λόγο που οι σκύλοι γλύφουν τα αχαμνά τους…, επειδή μπορούν.
Ο "σωστός άντρας" είναι ψευδαίσθηση. Ξεκινήστε να ζείτε τη ζωή σας.
Βασικά, δεν πιστεύω στο γάμο. Το Botox από την άλλη, δουλεύει πάντα.
Ζήσε τη ζωή σου όπως εγώ: πέρασε καλά με τους άντρες, αλλά μην περιμένεις να σε γεμίσουν.
Πες σε έναν άντρα 'σε μισώ' και θα έχεις το καλύτερο σεξ της ζωής σου. Πες του σ'αγαπώ και ίσως να μην τον ξαναδείς ποτέ.
Τελείωσα να ψάχνω την τέλεια αγάπη. Άρχισα να ψάχνω πάλι τον τέλειο εραστή.
Οι gay άνδρες ξέρουν τι είναι σημαντικό. Τα ρούχα, τα κομπλιμέντα και το σεξ.
Δεν μπορείς να ακούς κάθε μικρή σκέψη που μπαίνει στο μυαλό σου. Θα τρελαθείς.
Ένας άντρας δεν παραδέχεται εύκολα ότι φοβάται.
Ναι, είμαι σκληρή. Επίσης είμαι απαιτητική, πεισματάρα, αυτάρκης και πάντα σωστή.
Μία φορά έκανα σεξ με έναν άντρα επειδή η οικογένειά του είχε πισίνα.
Γλυκέ μου, δεν υπάρχει τίποτα καλύτερο από το σεξ.
Είμαι try-sexual. Θα δοκιμάσω τα πάντα από μία φορά.


Oι καλύτερες ατάκες της Σαμάνθα για τους άνδρες


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